I’m a little behind on my Monday Listicle since it’s Thursday–better late than never, I guess. Here goes–
Ten Random Things That Make Me Go HMMMMMMM!
- What’s in Diet Coke that makes me so addicted?
- Why do little boys and dogs both look at their butts in wonder and admiration when they fart?
- Where do all the socks go after the dryer eats them?
- What’s up with men and the damn remote?
- Sarah Palin—‘nuff said.
- Why won’t Apple capitalize the “i?”
- Who decided we no longer need a comma before the “and” in a series?
- Why do professional baseball players scratch and adjust within plain view of all the TV cameras?
- Armpit fat—is it from fat arms, fat pits, or sunken boobs?
- Who really did let the dogs out?
Jun 15, 2012 @ 02:52:08
Excellent questions, all.
For #1 though, it’s probably the caffeine.
And the remote is an extension of our manly bits.
Jun 15, 2012 @ 03:15:04
That makes sense! Remotes have become so long and cumbersome these days…
Jun 15, 2012 @ 05:31:53
Who let the dogs out is that burning question I want the answer to too. Is Sarah still ranting? I want to go to her school to learn how to cut a fool in public and make a lotta money too.
Jun 15, 2012 @ 10:45:17
You ain’t lying! That girl rants CONSTANTLY!
Jun 15, 2012 @ 10:07:06
Arm pit fat is from fat pits
Jun 15, 2012 @ 10:49:22
Sigh…You are right, although the boobs are wandering back there, too:)
Jun 15, 2012 @ 11:14:20
I am addicted to Diet Coke too, and I wonder the same thing all the time. And the little i in Apple–really, they are just screwing with us!
But they changed a comma rule!!! really. I am crazy for commas! Ellen is gonna flip! Great list! Erin
Jun 15, 2012 @ 13:14:56
Perhaps the dryer is ADDING one sock…
Jun 15, 2012 @ 21:22:15
Dude, that just blew me away!
Jun 15, 2012 @ 19:25:28
Love this post. I, too, have always wondered where all the socks go. And after reading the last part about who let the dogs out, I then asked myself, why did the chicken really cross the road? (Was it really just to get to the other side?)
Jun 17, 2012 @ 12:46:44
I believe so, but I’ve never been sure. Maybe the dogs were chasing him!
Jun 17, 2012 @ 14:34:37
If that’s the case, then it would really make sense why the chicken cross the road. ha ha.
Jun 15, 2012 @ 20:26:30
I still put the comma in there because that was drilled into me! Diet Coke got you too, huh?
Jun 15, 2012 @ 23:38:06
Jenn,
You know I have been obsessed with who decided we no longer need a comma before the “and” in a series… I mean, for a native French speaker, it’s a cruel joke to make. Do you know how long it is to properly learn a second language?
Le Clown
Jun 16, 2012 @ 07:08:55
Totally love these. Must admit I have pondered on most myself. You never fail to make me laugh. Even at fart stuff. And i am way too sophisticated to giggle at fart jokes.
Jun 16, 2012 @ 07:55:39
OMG…number 6! Yes, WHY??? Hmmmmm… Really enjoyed your list!
Jun 17, 2012 @ 12:12:03
#4 Power. He who holds the remote rules the world.
#10 The kids. Dad ain’t letting go of that remote!
Jun 17, 2012 @ 12:45:37
hahahahahahahaha!