It Takes Balls to Be on This Listicle

Kim at “The G Is Silent” suggested this week’s Monday Listicle from northwestmommy.com. She challenged us to come up with ten things to celebrate a special man in our lives in honor of Father’s Day last weekend. Since I’ve already celebrated my husband and dad, I’m going to make a list of ten things I’ve learned from the men in my life. Hopefully Kim and Stasha, who hosts the link-up, won’t mind.

1. Some situations warrant having just a little too much to drink and going for a horseback ride in nothing but your skivvies and cowboy boots.
2. Sometimes, skivvies are completely overrated.
3. Never step on the toes attached to the ass that you may have to kiss one day.
4. Meat—it’s what’s for supper.
5. Give a man a little lovin’, and he’ll let you blog in peace for awhile.
6. Skinny dipping is really, really fun. Getting arrested while doing it is not.
7. There truly is something about a man in uniform.
8. Learn when to keep your mouth shut, and do it. Also, know when it’s time to unleash hell on some asshole. And do it.
9. A little fishin’ will cure what ails ya.
10. Farts really are funny.